Idiots moving along. . .

Been wanting to blog about this a few days ago but didnt have the time..

Malaysian drivers!

Yes, u know how ppl always say that female drivers are the worst! Now i have another group of people in mind who wins the category hands down!!!

Firstly let me state that i do somehow agree that SOME female drivers are how do u put it... k fine, they're not really up to standard. But the emphasis here is SOME not aLL mind u! Being a female driver myself, i do pride myself as 'slightly above average' though being very frank, i do get my occasional blonde female driving moments.

BUT majority of the time, im good.

So back to the topic on MALAYSIAN drivers.. Being on the roads moving around spore for long hours each day, i can say ive seen quite a few incidents! Weirdos. Road hoggers. Nosediggers. Impatient bastards. Courteous ones. Dead cat!! the list goes on..

But living soooo near to the borders, i do share the roads as we make our way to and from work each day. And once again before i go further, i want to say that i have no problems with ALL malaysian drivers but quite a good handful have however gotten on my nerves!

So as i was saying.. Morning peak hour. Not usually an unbearable issue cos i leave my house ard 9.30am and traffic tends to be a little kinder around that hour. But these malaysian cars (oh! Dun get me started on the motorcyclists too!! Those bloody idiots like to hog the line divider before lanes 1 and 2!!! How the hell do i change lanes when they just keep streaming on forver! One bloody idiot behind the other!! Frustrating i tell u...)

Where was i? Oh yah, drivers of CARS! Now THOSE idiots like to hog the FIRST lane! I somehow seriously wonder if they were required to take tt theory paper the rest of us needed to take before getting license!??!

I mean isnt that the Overtaking lane? Meaning if u cant drive faster than the dude behind you, scoot over to the next lane and stay there! It's not even an issue of guts or pride man! Just a simple law to prevent road delays and accidents! But do they get it? Noooo. . . Assholes i tell u! The taxis from across the borders are also another one! Refusing to just move away! Even aFTER u high-beamed them! Horning at them doesnt even work too. Cos then they'll think that u're challenging them and either drive a little faster only to slow down again or continue tooting along.

Those that modify the cars are another brand of brainless monkeys. They speed pass u with their absolutely darkened windows ( arent they against the law or something!!) and follow soOOOO closely behind during a jam!

And if u think im just being bias agaisnt malaysian cars, here's one more example to top it all. Was parked at the curb of the void deck of this housing estate the other day. Wasnt a busy road or anything. But a few cars and taxis picked and dropped ppl off during the duration tt i was there.

THEN came along this *say it together now* . .MALAYSIAN car who dropped off a couple of his friends. I already knew he was trouble the min i saw his car plate! ANd i was soo right! After his friends alighted, he simply reversed so quickly till his bumper was like just <---> distance away from my right door! Horn-ed at him till i was almost about to get down and whack his car man! There's only a very thin line between being a skilled driver and a reckless one! He was much closer to the latter.. I was so close to getting a new door. Damn!

I tell u.. So bloody angry! Didnt even apologise as he went by after! As my friend puts it, ' Are u stupid or just dumb!' Boiling mad. . . Even as i type this now!

Aiyah..fed up la! Tmr i bet i'll face more of these idiots without fail. To hell with them!! They better not come into my path or else. . . . .