Friday, December 16, 2005

Shit-in-the-head

I simply just hate the people who have normal functioning brains but yet act as if they're total IDIOTS!! Then again, they're worse off than being an Idiot!

Really you know..Just pisses me off!!

Don't know whom im talking about??

Ooohhh, you too meet 'their kind' often enough.

In a veryyy crowded bus, this weird species of human-beings-lookalike-except-without-the-thinking-capacity-of-one would be standing near the exit or just refusing to move in.

Met them b4? ...Bet you did!

You know what, you know what..I suppose if one were to think in THEIR-idiotic-train-of-thought, maybe...just maybe.........


They're afraid of the boogie monster at the back of the bus!!!!! (MUST BE ah!! -nods head-)


k, so other than in the buses, i just recently 'discovered' their prescence in MRT trains too!!! (they're trying to take over the public transport system i tell you!! and i just HAD to fail my TP thus having to suffer such ill fate.)


So wanna know how to sport these mutated species??

Their kind would be the ones walking into the train soooooooooooooo slowly, glaaaannncccciiinnnnggg lefffftt aannnnndddd rriiiiiggghhhtttt (think matrix..the slow-mo part) as if at a zebra-crossing.

Hell, i know you'll looking for a bloody seat (errr..here, of cos i mean for a seat..and not a bloody one.. ooo,u get wat i mean~) but the rest of the population BEHIND you would actually like to get IN the train (with seat or no seat),if you don't mind. Thank you.

Weird thing is that once they spot a vacant seat, they are suddenly able to move with the speed of that roadrunner bird (beep beep :::.........)

Oh and of cos as usual without surprise, their kind(those who didnt manage to walk fast enough to the seats) would most likely crowd at the doors.
(Once again, if one is to think like THEM...perhaps they're afraid that those handgrips thingy might morph into snakes while they're holding it and end up strangling them to death

Quite an interesting, yet positively irritating, bunch of errrr....what's a good word to use here...hmmm....yes, an interesting bunch of Assholes, arent they ?!?!

:)