Why Why Why

Saw this in my mail. Found it interesting. And since im too tired to blog, here's a pretty good cut-and-paste entry. =) enjoy!

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? (hehhe..)

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? (yah..why ah? i mean when it's still in the bottle..not at the top part..)

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? (ok. Common one.)

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? ( we all are guilty of that arent we? -smirks- )

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? (so true..soo true)

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? (yeah..how come dun have!! they arent all that good k! bias!!!!)

And my FINALLY......

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. "

Well,finally to end off..Just wanna wish my bestest and only sister-in-law (tt is unless my sister becomes a les. la) a very very Happy Birthday!! Hope u've enjoyed ur special day today.

Thanks for the wonderful lunch too! Food at ur place is always great man! Love u to bits! Have a blessed year ahead! :)