Trains

Im gonna talk about trains today while i wait for lunch hour to arrive.
Yes. Trains.

no..not



tink more along the lines of..



yesH. The SMRT.

After being forced to take the train as my main form of transport to work
for the last 2 months have been torturous. Ignoring the fact that though
trains are the fastest form of public transport in spore (tt is if u dun include taxis)
i hate everything else abt it.

I prefer the bus.

[suddenly feels that this entry is crap. But will carry on anyway cos still not time
to go lunch n lazy to start subculturing]

Yea, so back to trains. Just hate the way how crowded it gets in the morning.
Unlike in the buses, some train-taking tweeps will just insist on sQUEEZING
into the train even though it's like alreadi filled to the doors. As a result pressing themselves shamelessly onto ur body!! aRghhH..such an outrage of modesty..
Gonna sue the next bastard who does that. [have been lucky to get seats for the
past few days though]

[checks time again. darn...still not time..turns back to type]


Talking abt seats. Sometimes i just hate guys. ..... hmm,sounds wrong.
Rephrase: I hate the way some guys sit!! ~there..better


why do they HAVE to sit with their legs soooo far apart!?!? Ya,i know the stuff between their legs prevent them frm sitting like us females. But still dun need to
sit soooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO kang kang rite!! Some set their legs soo far
apart tt u can place a whole continent between them! take up sooo much space..tsktsk~ another reason why i hate trains.

And have u fellow train-takers realise something? Each train station has its own unique smell! really..haha..weird sounding as it is. Most have a smell..
Key word: MOST

Let me give u some example..


Novena: Oil from fried food/ Some bread smelling(not nice smell)
Kranji : FArt! -->frm someone who hasnt shitted for weeks!! [is worse on mornings after rainy night]
Marina Bay: air con. tinge of sweetness at times.


yeAHH lunch time!!!! thus ending my entry about trains here.

Conclusion:

1) Dun stand near the doors. (first to get the smell)

2) Wear metal bras for ladies. (so pervertic guys dun get a chance to feel the softness of ur breast)

3) Sit like a man. Since u paid the same price as the guy next to u. Sit like him and take up ALL the space allocated to u!


hmm... Mac or wholesome canteen food for today? hmmm.....